| Dracula 2000 |
| ok, well,
the movie sucked. When I saw the comercials I thought I might be a good movie.
It wasn't. It was cheesy like almost every other vampire movie. It reminded me
of an extra long episode of Buffy. The cast of the movie were people out of
teenybopper drinking party movies. It was a total teenybopper movie, like
Scream meets Buffy the vampire slayer. The acting was bad, theyre weren't any
effects besides flying and dry ice smoke. (and as sarah said) Dracula wasn't
even hot. There was even a part in the movie when they tried to explain why
there was a Dracula in the first place, that Dracula was really Judas from the
bible and he failed to hang himself from a tree, and that *somehow* made him a
vampire? I can just tell that a million retards will start hanging themselves
to try to be vampires, but at least it might rid the world of a few retards.
The only reason I would reccomend this movie is that you get to watch the bad
actors get killed, plus it gives you a bad movie to bitch about.
P.S. Do all 2000 year old vampires wear trench coats? I think it might be the
start of some vampire trench coat mafia...
-review by Toxic @lien
Dec 2000
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