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djjurgensucks.com

If you ever feel like slumming around the Internet and contributing to the stupidity and immaturity of whining Goth's, then go to djjurgensucks. com.

This is the worst thing that could ever happen to our scene. As most would embrace and especially APPRECIATE the work that goes into making a night for us, the maker(s) of this pathetic site wants to tear it all down, or at least make you feel guilty for liking something they consider "unbecoming of a true Goth".

I have been following this site for just over a year now, and I can't keep my mouth shut any longer. We are led to believe that this site (which has the biggest disclaimer for a simple postings page), is the gospel for what's what in the Toronto scene. We are supposed to believe that someone like Jurgen, who has one of the biggest followings, and has made every popular night in Toronto since Catch 22, to be nobody?! I personally don't like his nights but can certainly see the appeal. Is this web page designer (HA) a jealous ex? Perhaps a rival Dj? WHO CARES!

I can appreciate the freedom of speech aspect but I find it embarrassing that someone is dedicating an entire site to hating a DJ (who doesn't even play anymore) and STEALING photos of other DJ's and posting bogus bios. The disclaimer on the opening page says;

"The Content is owned by DjJurgenSucks.com. You may not modify, publish, transmit, transfer, sell, reproduce, create derivative work from, distribute, repost, perform, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the Content".

I think it's funny how the word "exploit" is thrown around like we wouldn't want to offend them by posting any of their garbage without written permission.

I mean, come on already! Do we really need to put another nail in the coffin for this already dying scene? The "designer" is obviously a fan of this genre and enjoys all the favorite nights, so why bitch?!

Anonymity is the key for if it wasn't for that, their site would never exist. It started out as a joke about not liking a specific Dj, and has now turned into "tonight I stayed in because I am not feeling well, I hope that I'm not getting the flu". Well Jesus H Christ, God help us all! I hope that you don't get sick, for if you miss a night out, you may have to just "make up" something about an event. And that would be wrong! ;)

I ask all contributors to boycott this page. Dj's must stop setting themselves up with posting rebuttals and event listings. Dj Trauma is the flavour of the week and last month it was Dj VOX. Lazarus seems to have their ear and I'm suspecting that he knows who it is or has a free ticket to synthpopgoestheworld for them.

I say that if the designer is to be so bold with all their complaining and bullshit reviews, then they should come out and expose themselves. Don't hide behind your keyboard and monitor. Let's see how true those colours are after everyone knows who the crybaby is that has a head cold and a disturbing hatred for this scene and the people who make it happen (yet never misses a night). What a wimp!


- review by Hollow Man
March 3rd, 2002

The opinions expressed in this review and in the comments posted below are those of the submitter and do not necessarily reflect those of Toronto-Goth.


comments

from lazarus on Monday, March 11, 2002

I have a few things to say after reading this article.

. One, I do not know who the 'djjurgensucks' person is whatsoever. I would love to know since they feel this need to continually slam me and my nights. I do not appreciate you (Hollowman) supposing that I associate with this person, know who they are, or 'have their ear'. And to suggest that I am paying them off with a free ticket to SGtW is beyond reason. You, like them, are just 'making something up'. Maybe you should work as a reporter for 'djjurgensucks' since you both write in the genre of bullshit. I do admit that I have emailed them a few times to either defend myself or get their facts correct.

Two, I agree with most of the article. I find the site overtly negative and irrelevant since Jurgen has retired.

. Three, I find it irresponsible for an article like this to be published on toronto-goth since it gives the 'djjurgensucks' website further exposure and a stronger voice. People who have not known about this site will now find out about it, and those who forgot it existed, will now revisit it. All publicity is good publicity!

Has this article done any good?

Lazarus



from hollowman on Monday, March 11, 2002

Lazarus. This review is not intended to bash your name any further then the 'web-gurus' already have. I am a huge fan of yours for about 4 years now and I have always loved your events/nights. It is perplexing that you of all people, who's been bashed on many occasions, would EVER write anything to that site. Correcting them or not! You are feeding the fire more then anyone else. I know who runs the site from their ISP # and a mutual friend. On many occasions I have seen you talking to them. I am guessing you had no idea? With that in mind, my suggestion that you had their ear is retracted. But, if not for this post, many people may have continued believing the same thing that I did. You send in info/emails, then you are contributing.

In my opinion, the irresponsibility does not lie with Toronto Goth, but with all the people who have supported that site and even more so, the people who despise it and say nothing. I thank Toronto Goth for posting my review and I hope that this one can make it there also. I would like to think that you now understand and agree Lazarus.


from DJ Todd on Monday, March 11, 2002

I have proudly registered the name http://www.djvoxsucks.com ... I am the man behind the mockery of that who is Craig.

Actually, I originally intended to make a site that mocked both Vox (in a loveable way) and djjurgensucks.com (to show how shallow and pathetic the site is). Unfortunately, Vox sucked so hard he doesn't spin anywhere anymore!

Ah well. I can take comfort in the fact that I suck too. :)



from Peter on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Hollow Man, what planet are you from?

Lazarus(along with any DJ and any person for that matter) has every right to defend themselves from slander, whether in real life, or online.

If you know the person behind the site, why are you bitching about it the site still being there?

I think it's safe to call you a shit disturber. If you care enough to prove anyone otherwise, get off your ass and make a difference, don't just advertise for that site.




from Dj Phink on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Well the saga continues. Oh can you believe what djjurgensucks.com said this week? My response is who cares. If you are that insecure of a person to care what some one thinks of you then stay in, don't go out and don't socialize because everyone will have an opinion, good or bad. I have been accused of being djjurgensucks.com many of times. So to set the record straight am I he/she? No. Do I post under hidden names for fear of my opinions? No. Do I think Jurgen's dj skills suck? Yes. He may once have been a driving force in the scene but unfortunately he fell behind. At one point in time you could go to Jurgen's night and be able to hear songs that were groundbreaking and new. That was when he was great, but now he is no longer. Maybe he realised he could not keep up or his interest in the new music has dwindled, either way he took a place in a public position and there for is open to critics opinions like myself, Lazarus,Vox,XXX,Clockwork,Trauma, etc... Oh and Todd( sorry Todd). So "Hollowman" whoever you may be as you too seem to be hiding for whatever reason and posting your own lies and hatred coments for the public to read. Get a life. The only thing that is killing the scene is the people involved in it. Not letting it grow. At one point when the scene was growing the patrons were open to hearing new music and did not care what title it had. Now it's Synthpop or nothing. Noise or nothing, Psytrance or nothing. All I have to say is if its got a beat I like I am there. Do you think the bands we listen to only listen to bands like themselves? Not bloodylikely or songs like Kathys song wouldn't sound likea trance track with vocals. So my e-mail is posted for all to respond if you feel the need to. If you do not agree with me thats your choice. If you want to talk to me about it I am almost always out and you can talk to me. Long live every ones right to have there own opinion and speak it. At least the ones brave enough to say who they really are.




from Maschine on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

I actually find Jurgensucks.com rather funny and accurate. In my eyes the reason that the site has so much negative content about the scene is because there IS so much negative content about the scene. Im so done with most of the nights in TO. You guys should check out 'The Home' in Hamilton. Rotating Dj's that play cool tunes...frankly I think its better then Velvet.

The views of the jurgens sucks individual are far from their own. Everyone knows that the scene blows mythical goat creatures..lets just hope that this festivel helps it out a bit.

LONG LIVE PHINK!




from bOLT on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

This is all quite stupid, yet entertaining. I really hope that I am not alone in thinking that this is a waste of good readin' time? Todd, you are the king.




from confused on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

why does djvoxsucks.com bring me to djjurgensucks.com? does this mean todd is jurgensucks?




from gravityslave on Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Blah, blah blah. I feel pretty pathetic having wasted my time reading all this crap. Who gives a fuck?! I mean, come on. Eveyone has a opinion. Most opinions are stupid. Therefore, we can logically assume that it's going to be difficult to get anyone to agree on anything. Right? Right. Just stop all the whining and pissing in corners that we ALL should have grown out of in preschool. If you hate the content of a site so much, why torture yourself? Oh, yeah; I forgot. It's that whole masochistic thing, right? But seriously, hasn't this pretentious goth thing gone far enough? The scene only starts to die when everyone starts to take themselves too seriously. Well, guess what? Just because you disagree with someone it doesn't make them any more wrong or you any more right. Can't we just shrug it off and live? Of course not; nobody agrees with ME either. ;- P




from DJTodd on Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Thats OK, Greg. I know I suck. I proudly admit it.

Bolt, you're right. I am the king. :)

For the record, I'm not the one behind jurgensucks.com ... The whole thing smacks of jealousy and lack of a life. That and a small penis apparently.

Nevertheless, everyone should just grow up and ignore the site, or simply see it for what it is.

So in closing. Vox sucks, Lazarus sucks, Phink sucks, Lord Pale sucks, Bolt sucks, Human Clone sucks, Trauma sucks... and I certainly do!




from Human Clone on Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Hi Everybody (Hi Dr. Nick)

Todd not only do you suck, but you are also a Prima Donna!

Rick Flair! Woooooo




from Carnage on Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Todd I can't believe you don't thing I suck.
I most certainly do.
Have to agree with just about everyone here. We all suck.
Ignore the tripe on the jurgen site, go out to club, any club, and have fun.
BTW - Clone, you really suck.
Cheers




from eyebeams on Wednesday, March 13, 2002

DJ Jurgen?
Jesus, that brings back memories. Not good or bad, just...enh.
The goth scene has really changed. If Jurgen kept up continuity with what he used to play I can see him irritating a lot of people, especially since he started after industrial really hit it big and generally didn't (if my foggy memory serves me) play much paleo-goth. Nowadays they spin that (for psespective) and Darkrave or darkrave-ish stuff, leaving Jurgen a bit out in the cold.
Jurgen struck me as neither old nor new school, kinda...middle school. Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes it's just the right speed for me -- but I don't think my tastes are popular ones.
Then again, I haven't regularly clubbed in Toronto in 6 years, so there's an excellent chance I'm full of shit.




from batgirl on Thursday, March 14, 2002

After having read the comments and opinions which everyone has so kindly contributed regarding jurgensucks, I find myself with a lot to think aobut. I can see validity in every response to the article by Hollowman. But I have but one question... Does anyone not realise that whoever is behind the jurgensucks website is a very unhappy person. I'm sure that there are people that we all dislike in our lives, but how many of us go out and dedicate and maintain a site to that person.
For whatever reason, the person behind the site hates jurgen, I'm afraid that they do not realise that ultimatley Jurgen has won. He controls that person to the point of near obsession. Like I said, we all have people in our lives that we do not like. Some of us let the pain go and move on, others hold on to their pain and hatred, which only serves to consume who you are and leave you but an empty shell.




from trauma on Wednesday, March 20, 2002

Wait.. I was the flavor of the week? Uh oh.. I must really suck.




from tobias on Thursday, March 21, 2002

I'm so glad we don't have any of this backbiting and bitching down in Hellifax... ...of course our scene is only a couple of years old...




from brokenM on Saturday, March 23, 2002

batgirl - if you feel that Jurgen has power over ms. djjurgensucks.com, well, it's her choice to allow him to have that power. She has chosen to give in to obsession. She could also stop it at any time by choosing to either get help or get out of it altogether. Perhaps that's her weakness, that she lays too much blame on others and chooses not to take action to fix it herself.

Quite frankly, I do follow djjurgensucks.com. It's my comic relief of the day. I don't condone laughing at the expense of others, but I see the webmistress consistantly making a fool out of herself again and again. I honestly get a giggle out of all the nasty comments she seems to have about everyone and everything in the scene. She claims to be "all-knowing" on the goth/industrial subculture, yet hates everything about it except darkrave and, unfortunately, darkrave does not constitute the entire goth scene. There are simply more facets to it. She also can't seem to get her facts straight (for someone who knows "everything" about the scene) for example, the entire issue with Velvet closing for a week for "renovations"...come on, everyone knows they had their liquor lisense suspended. But she doesn't seem to have a clue yet. So I don't take her seriously, I can't take her seriously. She flails at some sort of validity by bashing a scene that she calls her own and, honestly, I think she's a very pathetic person for it. If she doesn't like what's going on around her, then she can either a) avoid it, or b) get active and do something about it, rather than point fingers and call names like a bullied schoolgirl.

Despite all this, I'm drawn to her site. It's like a bad car accident that I can't take my eyes off of: it's hideous and ugly and disturbing in every way, yet I'm mesmerized by it.

I think anyone who takes her and her site seriously and base their self-esteem on her pointless comments has issues. Simple as that.

Phink, I totally agree: WHO CARES?




from Scott on Friday, March 29, 2002

trauma-yes you do. ha.




from VOX on Saturday, March 30, 2002

this is purely senseless banter, if I may say......this whole fucking scene sucks!

In Noize we Trust
VOX




from blackcross on Monday, April 1, 2002

Well.. as someone nearly as jaded with the scene (from a clubber as opposed to a dj point of view) i check out djjurgensucks.com on a regualr basis (atleast once a week) why? because there are so many people who kiss ass and hang off many dj's (if you don't have groupies you REALLY suck)plus.. s/he is DAMN funny! jurgen became as bad as dave (i love the dj night killer monicker.. so TRUE!) and the fact that he retired does not mean dick in reference to whether s/he hates him..and should stop bashing him.. hell i stopped clubbing thursday nights because him (and multiple sclerosis..but lets focus on him lol)... have any of you noticed that %90 of the posts in this "thread" are dj's or people who haven't clubbed in a LONG time (not to mention one or two said "groupies") the other thing is you notice the only dj who ever gets nothing but praise is greg? (because he is one of the few dj's more important than what he plays.. why? because he plays what the people will love..even if they THINK they want to hear something else) aside from greg s/he willingly praises someone she doesn't like personally on a good night.. and tears apart those she likes on a bad one......... enough said




from chinadoll on Saturday, April 6, 2002

well for once i'm laughing my ass off!!!!!
that website has had a lot of people talking for a while. mostly wondering who the whinny little bastard is. He has taken shots at everyone in the scene - most of them personal, nothing to do with D.J.'ing skills. Which i believe is what everyone found so offensive,
the site is totally made up...i hit it one night at 10pm to see the review for that night already on the page!
my point being, that to see everyone here making it a joke is awsome....if we can't laugh at ourselves RIGHT?
All the d.j's: keep it up....if you have a bad night so what? you're doing a lot more than anyone else in town to keep us miserables entertained!




from Gr1m on Saturday, April 6, 2002

The "scene", as it stands today, is no better than a virus. Jurgen is just a symptom of it....




from Anon. on Wednesday, April 10, 2002

so highschool.......







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