Bitch Pop
last summer my friend and I decided we were going to drink at my house (We'd never done that before). We knew my mom wouldn't let us drink so we asked her step mom to get us bitch pop. Well, when she finally showed up she had 3 big bottles of it.
After I drank 2 full bottles to myself (And it a very short period of time too...) I was pretty tanked. We went outside to wander around for a bit, and I figured while we were out there I might as well go pee, so I did...then I tripped on my shorts and landed in it. I was really angry so I went a had a shower, then went back outside where she was waiting. I ended up falling down the stairs and landing in the lovely mud puddle left by the hose. By the time I finally went back in the house, I told my friend I felt like I was going to puke so she ran and got me a bucket and put it right in front of me. Well, by this time I was passing out and I didn't have the energy to lean forward when I did vomit, so it ended up in my hair, down my shirt, on the couch, and all over my arm.
Having a shower wasn't easy either, I ended up hitting my head on the toilet, then the tub.
It was fun though :)
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