well, my band played a show at the elmocombo. we had just gotten
off stage and were pretty loaded having personally drank around 15 beers. so we
go outside to get some air. this one girl who used to hang out with us was
kinda ditzy so we asked her if she want to try a chinese sit-up. so being drunk
and all, and not knowing what it was she agreed. so she lays down on the
sidewalk and our guitarist puts his jacket over her face and tells her to sit
up as hard as she could while he held her down. so as she's struggling to get
up, i drop my drawers and squat about 5 inches from her face. then all of a
sudden the jacket lifts up and her face smacks right into my ass. we must have
laughed for about a good 15 minutes straight. the girl even giggled about it
too. so, for being a good sport we bought her a couple more drinks and had a
good night and no hard feelings were met.
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