I
thought I'd share this one with ya from back in the days of college. I went to
visit my friend in North Bay on campus. He suggested we bought Rose wine. It's
about four bucks a bottle--the worst, but cheapest, buzz you'll ever get. Well,
as soon as we each finished a bottle... err, no, he drove and wasn't too drunk
so... well, as soon as I finished a bottle, we hit the road and cruised around
with a couple ugly chicks in the back of the car, slowing down only for me to
paint a picture of a brown water fall along the side of the car. Next thing I
know, we're home and trying to get up the stairs. Half way up I went for the
next step and actually found it interesting how my friend behind me could hold
me up at a forty-five degree angle while buzzed and not letting me fall nor
falling himself. Well, one thing's for sure: I found out that it's much more
comfortable and useful under certain circumstances to hug a toilet bowl instead
of a tree
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